Bio: If you are reading this, first of all, I want you to know that this little box is probably not going to tell you a whole lot about me. I could tell you that my favorite color is mint green and that I drink Dr. Pepper like it's a precious drug, and that I was a vegetarian for 18 years until I discovered steak. I could also say that I used to ride horses and that it is my current goal to start riding again ASAP. I might tell you I have two dogs, Kaze (who is disturbingly smart), and Joker (who is dumber than a sack of bricks). If I told you I dropped out of college after one semester and now I am a full time secretary and became the family Black Sheep in two months flat, you might question my choices. So, really, you shouldn't read this. My blog is just an outlet for my life, where I am going to tell you about all sorts of things like my favorite movie or that one time I locked my three year old brother in his room for two hours and we had to break the door down to get him out. Go read that stuff. Now. Hurry up. Why are you still here? Sheesh. Oh, and if anyone ever asks...it was the dog. I swear.